Food poisoning
The actual definition
Food Poisoning: Illness caused by food contaminated with bacteria, viruses, parasites, or toxins.
My friend Rhonda’s definition
Food Poisoning: BUT IT SMELLED OK!!!! OMG MY STOMACH!!!! MY PUKE TASTES LIKE RICE AND BEANS DEFILED BY SATAN!!!! WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME YOU LEFT IT OUT!?!?! SOMEBODY IS GETTING A VOODOO DOLL MADE FOR THIS!!!!!!
That just screams for illustration doesn’t it?
Argo City Comics 