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Archive for June 22, 2017

Food poisoning

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The actual definition
Food Poisoning: Illness caused by food contaminated with bacteria, viruses, parasites, or toxins.

My friend Rhonda’s definition
Food Poisoning: BUT IT SMELLED OK!!!! OMG MY STOMACH!!!! MY PUKE TASTES LIKE RICE AND BEANS DEFILED BY SATAN!!!! WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME YOU LEFT IT OUT!?!?! SOMEBODY IS GETTING A VOODOO DOLL MADE FOR THIS!!!!!!

That just screams for illustration doesn’t it?

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